A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.
A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.
i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
I ONLY POSTED THIS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE SHIT GUYS
How could you forget morgan freeman
Or the Sense of Right Alliance?
one of these things is not like the other
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over
like there goes jesus
even jesus is done with this shit
"2 spooky 4 me"
*parkours off the mantlepiece*
((Except parkour is not a verb. It comes the original French Le Parcours “the course.” It is a noun. Stop.))
*parkours into your room and knocks your shit over* no one cares
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
his. url. is. “barebacking”. come on, people.